Friday, September 10, 2010
Hi everybody, it's time for a review of a movie that is really disturbing. Incase you missed the title and the video above, it's The Human Centipede. This is a movie that really doesn't have a mainstream distribution, but it becomes so infamous, that you hear about from word-of-mouth (or Daniel Tosh). If you're looking for something really creepy to watch or just to take pictures of your friend's reactions, then get The Human Centipede.
The premise of The Human Centipede is about a German (I think) surgeon who kidnaps strangers and then conjoins their mouths to their asses in threes. To him, it must be a scientific achievement by making a Siamese triplet, but how would this be beneficial to the human race? I'm sure the only good to come out of it would be a reduction in the consumption of food, thus solving world hunger, but it would still be a horrible experience to eat people's shit. This stuff makes you think. And if you want to see what a more realistic Siamese triplet looks like, then go read Batman and Robin #2. If I may go off-topic, I just can't help but think that if this surgeon lived in Rapture City, he'd get away with this.
Going more in depth (no pun ever intended), it's about 2 girls from the United States going on a road trip through Europe, but get sidetracked when they get a flat tire and stumble upon Dr. Kantz house. Dr. Kantz drugs them and keeps them in his underground laboratory. Then an Asian guy, who becomes the front of the centipede, joins the mix. Other than Dr. Kantz, the Asian guy is my other favorite character. Then once all the kidnapping and plotting is dealt with, Dr. Kantz does what the title of this implies. Which is conjoining the human subjects ass to mouth.
After the experiment becomes a horrible success, this is where stuff really gets even more disturbing and depressing. He treats the human centipede like a dog, or dogs. I should also mention that tried this stuff on cows and dogs, and now he's upgraded to human. That's all I can say about The Human Centipede. People get kidnapped and conjoined ass to mouth in the name of science.
Verdict: Go watch it, but you're probably going to be disturbed. So get your friends over and be disturbed together.